I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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