Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Randomize
