Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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