After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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