your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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