come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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