You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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