We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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