hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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