There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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