Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
love makes seman taste better
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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