We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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