Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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