We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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