Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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