what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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