i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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