you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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