If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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