Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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