You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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