do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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