what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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