what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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