Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I hate your face
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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