Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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