is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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