but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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