I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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