she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Sorry about my life...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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