her vagine was all disorganized.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
