Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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