i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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