Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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