True but thats because hes a fetus.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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