rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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