when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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