batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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