I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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