Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
