please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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