shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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