Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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