We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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