For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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