He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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