So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
only you would photoshop your dick
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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