just tell him i said nine months
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
