can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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