i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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