I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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