Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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