He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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