I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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