I want to make a zoo with you.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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