I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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