Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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