I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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